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Category meme

funny, humor, meme, memes

Must’ve Dropped Something In There By Accident

Must've Dropped Something In There By Accident | When you realize your dough looks nothing like the recipe book photo and it's all gone drastically wrong | image tagged in meme,memes,humor,funny | made w/ Lifeismeme meme maker

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November 4, 2022

funny, joke, meme, memes, monk

READ THE WHOLE THING ITS WORTH IT

READ THE WHOLE THING ITS WORTH IT | A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a
monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and
says, "My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the
night?"

The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, even fix
his car.

As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound.
The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but
they say, "We can't tell you. You're not a monk."

The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes
about his merry way.

Some years later, the same man breaks down in front of the
same monastery. The monks accept him, feed him, even fix his
car. That night, he hears the same strange noise that he had
heard years earlier.

The next morning, he asks what it is, but the monks reply,
"We can't tell you. You're not a monk."

The man says, "All right, all right. I'm *dying* to know.
If the only way I can find out what that sound was is to
become a monk, how do I become a monk?"

The monks reply, "You must travel the Earth and tell us how
many blades of grass there are and the exact number of sand
pebbles. When you find these numbers, you will become a
monk."

The man sets about his task. Forty-five years later, he
returns and knocks on the door of the monastery. He says, "I
have traveled the Earth and have found what you have asked
for. There are 145,236,284,232 blades of grass and
281,219,999,129,382 sand pebbles on the Earth."

The monks reply, "Congratulations! You are now a monk. We
shall now show you the way to the sound." The monks lead the
man to a wooden door, where the head monk says, "The sound is
right behind that door."

The man reaches for the knob, but the door is locked. He
says, "Real funny. may I have the key?" The monks give him
the key, and he opens
the door. Behind the wooden door is another door made of
stone. The man requests the key to the stone door. The
monks give him the key, and he
opens it, only to find a door made of ruby. He asks for yet
another key from the monks, who provide it. Behind that door
is *another* door, this one made of sapphire. So it went
until the man had gone through doors of emerald, silver,
topaz, amethyst . . .

Finally, the monks say, "This is the last key to the last
door."

The man is relieved to no end. He unlocks the door, turns
the knob, and behind that door he is amazed to find the
source of that strange sound.

But I can't tell you what it is because . . . you're not a
monk! | image tagged in monk,joke,meme,funny,fun,memes | made w/ Lifeismeme meme maker

Guest
November 2, 2022

meme, questions, would you rather

Would You Rather

Would You Rather | WOULD YOU RATHER BE IN A HOT ROOM OR A COLD ROOM | image tagged in would you rather,questions,meme | made w/ Lifeismeme meme maker

Guest
November 1, 2022

david zaslav, meme, warner bros

The Stuff That Dreams Are Made Of?! Yeah Right!

The Stuff That Dreams Are Made Of?! Yeah Right! | NIGHTMARES | image tagged in warner bros,david zaslav,meme | made w/ Lifeismeme meme maker

Guest
November 1, 2022

funny, gifs, meme

Oh really?

Guest
October 31, 2022

bad, meme, memes

Zorro and Thief in Russia!

Zorro and Thief in Russia! | image tagged in memes,meme,bad,wrong,zorro | made w/ Lifeismeme meme maker

Guest
October 30, 2022

fnaf sister location, funtime freddy, meme, memes

Does it look like I abuse them? (Fnaf)

Does it look like I abuse them? (Fnaf) | DO THEY LOOK LIKE; I ABUSE THEM? | image tagged in funtime freddy,fnaf sister location,memes,funny memes,fnaf,meme | made w/ Lifeismeme meme maker

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October 29, 2022

gifs, meme, memes, video games

Metal Gear Solid [Animation 3d]

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October 26, 2022

meirl, meme, reeeeeeeeeeee

REGURGETATE IT NOW!!!!

REGURGETATE IT NOW!!!! | MY BRAIN WHEN PUT A BIT TOO MUCH FOOD IN MY MOUTH; SPIT IT OUT!!!!!! | image tagged in reeeeeeeeeeee,meirl,meme | made w/ Lifeismeme meme maker

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October 20, 2022

funny, meme, memes, step on me

Step on me

Step on me | When someone asks if you're still mad and you say "No," but then they do something that makes you mad again | image tagged in step on me,meme,memes,humor,funny | made w/ Lifeismeme meme maker

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October 20, 2022